verse 1: There was a big fat girl in her dickbutt shirt. She had pizza first so there were stains on it. She smelled like gin, she smelled like smoke and she spilled her drink on my brand new sock. I took my glasses of and lit a cigarette. I felt like jerking off so I rushed to the toilet. No paper left, my hands were wet, Oh my God that's gross! I should buy a boat. Or maybe a goat. Yes, the goat is cool. But I like the boat more. So I could sail on the dancefloor.
chorus:
Sail on the dacefloor.
Sail!
I'ma Sail on the dancefloor.
Sail on the dancefloor.
Say what, say what.
I will sail on the dancefloor.
verse 2: So I sailed like I never sailed before, but I felt that she was longing for more. So we took our drinks and went to the bar to order some pizza, fries, a burger and kebab. It was tasty, it was much, but she ate it all at once. I think that night I fell in love with her natural habitat. My god, I love this mighty whale, so I will stay at sea and sail, I will sail on the dancefloor! chorus