chorus: My ladybug-bug, sat on my nose.
She came like knock-knock, smelled like a rose.
verse 1: The ladybug-bug was nothing like expected, she kissed me on the finger but I overreacted. I smashed her on the sand, now the bug bug was sad, but I saw another ladybug was just on my bag.
She wore green sunglasses and blew smoke in the sky while she looked at me asking "Do you want to get high?" I was like "No, I don't do drugs - mkay - because drugs are bad. I just like trucks and bugs who are red. Just like you ladybug with your beautiful points. Okay, what the fuck... Come on, pass me that joint for a second." So we smoked, the ladybug and me while realising painfully our relationship could be a little bit difficult for others to accept, because I am a fucking human and she is an insect. But instead of worrying about our future we fucked on the beach.
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verse 2: The ladybug-bug was nothing like expected. She kissed me on the finger but that bitch was infected. Now I got a zombie virus, making sounds like Miley Cyrus, in the end always something happens I don't understand. But if I will be a zombie I'll be a zombie with you. Let's roam around and eat people, that'd be romantic and cool. Let's stay together forever and lets get married today, but then let's break up tomorrow, because I dont want to stay with a partner who is totally not my species, because that would be weird.
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